Save the starving climbing hippies, PLEASE?

This young man is forced to eat fried haloumi with avocado for breakfast using a dirty silver spoon. For only $50 a day you could provide him with the tools he needs to keep his silver in tidy condition.


Here we have Neils Tsetse and his meager 8 egg omelet. This meal is meant to last this frail skeleton of a man for THREE HOURS until lunch with possibly only an odd snack or two in the meanwhile. Shocking. Notice the "poor man's" version of Tabasco sauce he is using! You can help stop this!!!!


This hollow waif is a refugee from Germany. Known only as "Anna-Veronique L'hoest" she is forced to spoon her leatherwood honey into her cup of Rooibos tea with a broken spork. For shame!



Lastly we have the ultimate horror. Resorting to cannibalizing his fellow climbers, Crazy John has leaped off the cliff of sanity in a base jump to starvation-induced madness!!!!

Please return climbers to their normal state of spoon consumption. Donate today. Or at least leave your bins UNLOCKED!!! And perhaps start throwing out old beer.

Thank you.